1. Nah Watch Me
Guyanese proverbA bold, funny design with proper Guyanese attitude.
Price per shirt£15 + £3 postage
We will confirm stock and send our bank account details before shipping.
🇬🇾 Authentic Guyanese designs
Wear de proverb. Big up Guyana.
Colourful T-shirts and caps inspired by Guyanese sayings, humour and culture.
T-shirts £15Sizes S–XXL · multiple colours
Caps £10Red, White, Green or Black
Click a pictureIt opens a pre-filled WhatsApp order
Support the pilotMerchandise helps move the project forward
Granny JJ sey…
Wear a little piece of Guyana
The Granny JJ Adventures book and forthcoming TV series is a warm Guyanese crime-comedy rooted in Soesdyke, family, faith, humour and community. The merchandise celebrates the sayings, spirit and personality that make Guyana special.
Ordering Process
Select your preferred size, colour and quantity, then click the product image or the WhatsApp button. We will reply with availability and our bank account details. Orders are currently shipped to the UK only.
Choose your favourite saying
Guyana Proverbs T-Shirts
All shirts are £15 each, plus £3 UK postage per order. Sizes S, M, L, XL and XXL. Colours: white, yellow, red, black or green, subject to stock. Click either picture to send that shirt order through WhatsApp.
2. I Is ah proppa red oman
Proppa confidenceThis girl knows who she is!
Price per shirt£15 + £3 postage
We will confirm stock and send our bank account details before shipping.
3. Wan Wan Dutty Build Dam
Granny JJ favouriteA powerful reminder that steady effort builds something great.
Price per shirt£15 + £3 postage
We will confirm stock and send our bank account details before shipping.
4. Goat Mout / Bam Bam
Classic sayingA memorable Guyanese proverb brought to life in graphic form.
Price per shirt£15 + £3 postage
We will confirm stock and send our bank account details before shipping.
5. Pick Pepper / Stand de Burning
Fiery proverbSpicy attitude, Guyanese style.
Price per shirt£15 + £3 postage
We will confirm stock and send our bank account details before shipping.
6. Nah Tek Yuh Eyes Pass Me
Stay sharpMake sure nobady try and smart yuh!
Price per shirt£15 + £3 postage
We will confirm stock and send our bank account details before shipping.
New dedicated cap range
Guyana Proverbs Caps
Any of the pictures below can go on a cap. Choose the design you want, select your cap colour, then click the picture or the order button to send the exact request through WhatsApp.
£10per cap
£3.99UK shipping per order
4 coloursRed · White · Green · Black
3 daysif in stock · up to 2 weeks if reordering
Example cap
Choose the artwork. Choose the cap colour.
This shows the Nah Tek Yuh Eyes Pass Meh! artwork on a red cap. The same cap can be ordered in Red, White, Green or Black.
Cap price£10 + £3.99 shipping
Nah Tek Yuh Eyes Pass Meh!
Use this exact artwork on your chosen cap colour.
Cap price£10 + £3.99
Evvy Moulie Biscuit…
Evvy moulie biscuit gat he own vum vum cheese!
Cap price£10 + £3.99
Every Daag Gat He Day!
Bold comic artwork with the crowned dog and flattened cat.
Cap price£10 + £3.99
Nah Every Big Head Get Sense.
A classic Guyanese warning, Granny JJ style.
Cap price£10 + £3.99
Nah Watch Me Like Cow Buss Rope!
The full bull-and-Granny JJ comic design.
Cap price£10 + £3.99
Cap delivery: approximately 3 days if the chosen design/colour is in stock. If we need to reorder or make up fresh stock, please allow up to 2 weeks.
Are you a stallholder, street vendor or sea-side business who sells caps and T-shirts?
We'd love to talk with you about a shared-profit arrangement for selling our products (especially the caps) during summer season 2027.
Please reach out to Joshua on 07458 689415 and thegrannyjjadventures@gmail.com to discuss what we can do together.
Ready to Order?
For T-shirts, send the design, size, colour and quantity. For caps, send the artwork, cap colour and quantity. We will reply with availability and our bank account details.
Want to ask us a question?
Call Joshua on 07458 689415 — replies within 6 hours.